In early September 2010 I began to chat with a woman named Sarah on Twitter. She appeared to be a beautiful, intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humour, fast wit and a passion for dark chocolate, single malt whisky, long baths and high-grade bud. Actually she is a functional sociopath that has zero empathy for others, no lie is too fantastic, nor too evil for her.

I have wasted far too much of my life on this woman, however I can not go thru all of this and allow her to continue, so over time I will share all. My primary objective is to save others this nasty experience. If you are one of those shes currently fucking with, I would imagine she has already created a fanstasy around me, portraying me as a nasty fucker and providing a very believable story about why I would be doing this. I will be the liar in her version of events. If she has not done so yet, I guarantee she will be on it soon! Tumblr has an “ask me anything” feature. Try me.

Secondly, I think I got to know something of the “real” Sarah over the last year. I have always been convinced theres a good person in there somewhere. I tried to help her for many months, but that was foolish. I think she should be forced to acknowledge her impact on other peoples lives, and to take responsibility for that, and then I would hope she can find some peace.

Finally, its quite a fuckin story and some of you might get some laughs.
Sarah loves getting laughs.

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